1 post from March 2007

The weeks tick by and the Teletubbies no longer amuse us. Here's what's been on the box of late:

• Dora The Explorer & Go Diego Go - god love them for teaching bilingual and, in Diego's case, conservational awareness but does it have to be so insipid? And well done on the giant money-spinning franchise but could you invest some of your loot in some acceptable script, art and animation? Unfortunately, despite it being such low quality tat, and despite my pointing out that "Dora is a girls' show", the little guy is suckered in by the simple repetitive interactivity and demands it on a daily basis. I rarely cave. Also: Diego's backpack can transform into any plothole-avoiding device? What do I say when my two-year-old starts asking how that happens? Go Diego Go enhances preschoolers' acceptance of improbable plot resolutions.
  

• Lazytown - weird, slightly scary, puppet / human / greenscreen grotesquery. Actually what's more scary than any of the puppets, prosthetics or hyperdisco music is that it's created by - and stars - the Icelandic athlete Magnús Scheving. And his wife / daughter / robot Stephanie. It's like the Krankies on E. (Edit: that was totally unfounded and scurrilous. Turns out she's unrelated and, like, fourteen years old.)
  

• Dittydoodle - cheap and nasty tripe stuck in the 70's. Not in a cool ironic way, but in a tatty, sub-standard production way. Seems to have been put together by people who perhaps saw a children's TV show once but have had no actual contact with any living child.

• Blue's Clues - a modern American classic and another one of the little man's current favourites. Recently lost direction by mutating into the puppet show Blue's Room, which we won't touch.
  

  Dancy Nancy

• Jack's Big Music Show - great little show with quality music from diverse genres. Totally watchable, unlike other music shows like the Wiggles, the Doodlebops, or the plain offensive Hip Hop Harry.

• The Upside Down Show - simple, quality production and another hit in the Bond household.

• Charlie And Lola - absolutely bloody delightful.